Although your interpretations are quite questionable (obviously on purpose for comedic value- and it worked =D), this flash was pretty funny! No offense, but I'm surprised it got a daily feature though.
Thanks. It was a pretty slow day on Newgrounds, to my luck.
Not particularly original but...
...this was rather funny, despite just being a serie of childish jokes. I laughed at the taste the rainbow bit though =P
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